Hopeing he he tries something different.
They think about men thinking about sex.
"Is there more to a man than his penis?"
Depends on if you can see it or not...if you can then it's all about the penis...if not he's probably repairing your A/C....
LOL, that is a useful thing about those with penises, altho' I can and do such things myself. No special talent there.
Oh, this is hard. Uh... beef, beer and chainsaws?
shopping...what else makes a woman happy? "just charge it and bring it to the house plz...i'm heading off to play tennis at the country club"....it reminds me of that silly Britney Spears video where she's dresses up like Samantha from Bewitched...
the ultimate dream for a woman is to max her credit cards and become bankrupt!
ps...and let's not forget men...we are all perverts by nature...common fact...lol
Women marry men hoping they will change, and they don't....Men marry women hoping they won't change and they do....WTF....Drama, drama, drama..........why fix it if it ain't broke......
What a nice day. The grass looks nice. Grass comes from dirt. You should decorate your penis with a little top hat. Casserole. Five plus seven equals outer space. Work sucks. Work is amazing. This man smells like Mars Rover. Weatherman says 40% chance of rain later. Don't you wish lighting storms come from your nipples? What a beautiful sunset. Your legs are made of meat and hair. The upstairs bathroom is out of Q-tips. Kowabunga. It is not illegal to have sex with a bagel.....
She should approach him after 60 sec. How's that ??? Lol
What, you've never watched an episode of Sex and the City???
They think about shoes, and shopping.
they wonder what men are thinking about.
Why can't men think of anything but sex?
because vaginas to men, is like women to 5 babies playing with 5 newborn puppies.
the babies don't sound all too appealing...& i'm pretty sure i don't think of puppies as men think of vaginas :S
They are thinking of how to get out of sex with this one man.
i wonder if my hair looks good... maybe i should've used a different shade of lipstic... oooh where did she get that purse? lol her hips are too wide... why hasn't he called yet... oooh nice shoes wonder where she got them... hmm wonder how good he is in bed... that dress would've looked better on me than her... why hasn't he call me yet...
what heels or lingerie to wear before and after having sex lol.....then sex
If I had that answer, I'd be a happy man!
my head hurts