You clearly dont understand hydroculinary dyanmics. Ok, first off, the force vector of the tornado on the water would cause a hydrokinetic exponentiality in the taco, as explained by the taco equation, force x system parameter / toppings. <br />
So as you can see the answer is aluminum can.
I don't know but if u cast your taco upon the water it will indeed come back seven fold
Nah,.you'd get a waterspout. They're common in FL.