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If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much would he chuck?

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  1. luvrubberpants - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by luvrubberpants May 20th, 2012 at 7:23AM

    till he up chucked!

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  2. L96Arctic - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by L96Arctic May 19th, 2012 at 10:40PM

    enough

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  3. oilrocks - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by oilrocks May 19th, 2012 at 10:39PM

    average 100 pounds worth of wood nothing good on TV some nature show

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  4. Joseph84 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Joseph84 May 19th, 2012 at 10:16PM

    as much as he could.

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  5. Dani3Forsyth - 26-30 years old

    Posted by Dani3Forsyth May 19th, 2012 at 10:16PM

    Norris!!

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  6. Vessa - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by Vessa May 19th, 2012 at 10:15PM

    Even if he could, I'm not sure he would. Would he see the good?
    And how do we know, that he can't and just doesn't?

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  7. LilAnnie - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by LilAnnie May 19th, 2012 at 10:15PM

    A wood chuch would chuch ALL the wood if a wood chuck could chuch wood.

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  8. fishsweeper - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by fishsweeper May 19th, 2012 at 10:14PM

    Well, the standard answer is: "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.".... But personally, I think that it sounds over-exerting and boring.

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  9. toistory - 41-45 years old

    Posted by toistory May 19th, 2012 at 10:12PM

    Just enough to build a love shack ...

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  10. BamPow - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by BamPow May 19th, 2012 at 10:11PM

    The wood chuck would lick a tootsie pop all the way to the center for a Klondike Bar.

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