Give up, grab a beer and watch tv
Stab someone with a fork
keep sucking till ya do suck seed.
=O HAHAHA! Oh my gosh!
Keep trying there skippy, you'll hit that moving target(insert who here) one day
...then maybe skydiving isn't for you.....
hire a lawyer.
Try, try again.
step back, reevaluate, and try to channel some Genghis Khan...be ruthless.
Try try again . If that still wont work, **** allover whoever is stopping you then put a flaming bag of dog poop on their doorstep.
... redefine "success"
Do it the way your mother told you. :)