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If bread lands butter side down & cats land on its feet what hapens if you strap bread butter side up on back?
on the back f the cat...
Posted 1 month ago
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The cat will still land on his feet because he has the brain, duh! So, the butter will be clean - but who's gonna want to eat it with the cat hair on the other side.

Now, what I'd like to see if the bread strapped to the bottom of the cats paws - butter side down. Then what will happen? ah,ha! :)
Posted 1 month ago

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Posted Dec 7th, 2008 at 10:50AM
Schroedinger: as soon as you observe it it will collapse the waveform and be one way up or the other. Tesla: Perpetual dynamo, solving the world's energy needs. Pavlov: you create a dog's wet dream - a buttered cat. Cat owners: you will get a faceful of butter, a fine mist of crumbs and blood, and a cat-shaped hole in your window.
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Posted Dec 7th, 2008 at 10:50AM
I think you are really on to something here. Think of it - neither side will land correctly, the butter will want to land and the cat want to land, causing a perpetual shift around and around. What we have is a perpetual motion cat and bread machine. I figure one slice of bread will power the cat for eght hours. Can you come up with some sort of machine to harness the energy the breadcat will make? YOU have solved our energy dependance problem. I can foresee a Nobel prize in the workds.
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Posted Dec 6th, 2008 at 2:23PM
Answer: One pissed off cat.
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 1:50AM
There's really only one way to find out.
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 5:59AM
Clearly, the cat would stop and inch above the floor and rotate slowly. I think it's become clear that we have discovered the technology needed to power hovercars. We'll be rich!
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 8:33AM
You have the best chance to rename your cat...
I recommend the name "SLICK"
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 12:01PM
The inside of the cat would hit the floor first.
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 2:34PM
Save the bread. Butter the cat's feet.
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 6:10PM
It rolls, catching both sides.

~Jennie
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Posted Dec 5th, 2008 at 6:20PM
Cats are tools of the Devil, so your bread and butter will only be contaminated with cat hair.
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Posted Dec 6th, 2008 at 11:33AM
This is a Billy Connolly joke!
Levin60Kitty's remark made me laugh, especially the 'perpetual motion cat and bread machine' lol
I've always thought the orange-lodge marchers could power stuff too; instead of marching on the road, they could use a giant treadmill, attach it to a generator and hey presto! Power for all. Would only work in JUly though, lol.
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Posted Dec 6th, 2008 at 11:48AM
This is an excellent question! Clearly you have a future as a Government research analyst.
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