I think this question has been asked about as many times as how come Tarzan doesn't have a beard
You really don't want to know ;-)
It's a byproduct of the Girl Scout cookie factory.
The Chinese. Ever wonder what happens when a family gives birth to more than the one allowed child?
It comes from your mother's vagina.
Storks supply as part of the package.
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