The Gavel of Blocking. I'd defend EP by blocking the invaders hahaha.
A scythe. I'd need it to get through my abandoned farms.
Lots of talk/ chatter box
BillyMadison. I'm sure with his perverted harassing behavior he would scare all the others away.
A "delete account" button.
righteouschica,but only using the secondary weapon to allow surrender.
my big viris
Depends on what side i am onbut i would rather be a referee.<br />
Really good questions. :)
The power of Jeeeeesus
Screw it. I've got other sites to play around on.
I could bring both down with a severe mind f^ck.
Short FB stock! it is a poorly run company and there is money to be made shorting it.
Ted Nugent and Dave Mustaine...