We'll all be looking for a keyboard and we'll finally meet the 65 yo man posing as the 15 yo female
they would stare at each other extremely awkwardly
Lots of awkward silence, and a couple weirdos making out in the corner.
Totally true, though.
Lots of noise.
The world could not handle us all together.
I'd be with you, whatever the weather
That is sweet. I would meet so many of my friends at once. Instead of one at a time.
High school disco. Boys on one side girls on the other ;)
so very true
We'd have to wear nametags with our ep names and then we'd know each other.
I'd run for the door. ; )
I'd wonder why all the taller, thinner, younger and more attractive people I know from here haven't shown up. Not that they'd recognize me, since I'm taller, thinner, younger and more attractive on the net than I am in person.
There'd be a bunch of people screaming "LOOK AT ME! I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION!", NedKelly would be telling jokes to a few cool cats, and everybody else would be trying to keep away from the twisted **** of 50 year olds who just discovered the internet.
the creator of EP would wonder where everybody is....
the pedophiles will be having a great time.
interesting. awkward. funny. entertaining. creepy...
someone would double dip the chips and start a fight.
Umm many children ?
Mayhem....... after reading everyone's answer, mayhem is exactly the word we all looked for. Remember the K.I.S.S. therory-keep it simple stupid. .. not calling anyone stupid just an axiom
The BDSM fetishists would probably start tying people up and pillaging them, while the baby fetishists fell to the floor wailing in their diapers..and the pedophíles would creep around looking for targets..and the perverts would be trying to stare down all the women's shirts..while the normal people left the house and broke off into groups and began discussing how distasteful all the fetishists and perverts are. Then said normal people would decide the world needs no people like those in the house, so they would lock the doors, bar the windows and burn the house down..this shared secret would cause the community to be more tightly knit, almost like a cult.
The space time continuum would shatter into a million pieces.
pretend like we dont know each other for couple of minutes..
Many would simply leave, myself included, some woudk run away, others would hide, a small minority would embrace good friends, a few dates would be organised, and many children molested.
But a there would be a HUGE dip in the amount of people using EP for a while, because many would be too shy since they have met these people now, and all those kids would know who they had been befriending.
The roof would come down.