A prostitute. I don't steal, I think we wrongly look down on prostitutes, I don't like the feeling of helplessness but we're all basically prostitutes already, so why not.
Yup. I am all ready a begging *****, so why change now...
Woww that is the most educated answer I have seen on here, and truthfully i mean it when I say that, not meant to sound sarcastic, but its a really good answer.
the reality of something is different than the fantasy of it. I understand the feeling "I am already a prostitute" since lots of jobs seem to amount to that. But I bet if you ask one of the many many male prostitutes in my area and they had better choices......they would pick something else
Once you understand what the money in your pocket is, what gives it value (for lackthereof) and how you get it, you realize you're just like a prostitute.
Prostitute---I'm so good I'd get paid enough to only have to work a couple of days a year
Woo-hoo, Ernie ! ;D
I'll be right over! How much do I need to beg for and steel to get you to answer the door?
Sex with a 56-60 year old man named after a fat, loud-mouthed bus driver---I'm guessing more than you can afford. ;)
You mean a Wall Street banker? (Apologies to prostitutes.)
lol that was awesome, Crazy
Thief. At least a thief can have self-esteem.
Me too, but look at the options that were given
I would be a thieve<br />
I see pervert Billy would be a prostitute well that fcukwit would starve to death as it any self respecting lady would sleep with him
If I was a good thief, I could rob the wealthy and give to the beggar. Then if that didn't turn the prostitute on -enough to give it up for free, I would have to con her into believing she was robbing me. :-)
Thief. But I'd want to be a high-class thief, like the guys in the Ocean's movies (11, 12 and 13).
Prostitute. Because one I would never brg for anything two I would never thieve off anyone so I would earn that money.
I meant beg
Then I'd be a prostitute so at least I'd work for my money. I don't want to beg if I can work and I'm too honest to steal so I can't to be a thief either.
manwhore thief. bone the laies and steal whatever isnt bolted down on my way out
Of the three, only one is a legit business.
I would Probably find another route than your options -- But at the end of the day -- whatever it takes to survive.
A thief! I'm tired of begging and prostitution.
well, I am too proud to beg and too honest to steal, so....!
thief,in the genes
no sin in begging.. i could beg for a job id be a beggar
Thieves and beggars are burdens on society, but prostitution is a valued job. I might even experience pride in being a prostitute if I managed myself.
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