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shylamarais shylamarais 36-40, F 83 Answers Sep 5, 2012 in Unemployment

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A prostitute. I don't steal, I think we wrongly look down on prostitutes, I don't like the feeling of helplessness but we're all basically prostitutes already, so why not.

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Yup. I am all ready a begging *****, so why change now...

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Woww that is the most educated answer I have seen on here, and truthfully i mean it when I say that, not meant to sound sarcastic, but its a really good answer.

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the reality of something is different than the fantasy of it. I understand the feeling "I am already a prostitute" since lots of jobs seem to amount to that. But I bet if you ask one of the many many male prostitutes in my area and they had better choices......they would pick something else

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Once you understand what the money in your pocket is, what gives it value (for lackthereof) and how you get it, you realize you're just like a prostitute.

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Prostitute---I'm so good I'd get paid enough to only have to work a couple of days a year

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Woo-hoo, Ernie ! ;D

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I'll be right over! How much do I need to beg for and steel to get you to answer the door?

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Sex with a 56-60 year old man named after a fat, loud-mouthed bus driver---I'm guessing more than you can afford. ;)

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You mean a Wall Street banker? (Apologies to prostitutes.)

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lol that was awesome, Crazy

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Thief. At least a thief can have self-esteem.

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i stole (from stores) as a teenager...never liked the anxiety it gave me plus some girl that i was with got caught (trying to steal clothes and return them for gas $) so i quit. personally, i'd rather earn the money and then pay for my stuff. it's a WAAAAY better feeling!

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Me too, but look at the options that were given

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right, they all suck (in one way, shape, or form)

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I would be a thieve<br />
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I see pervert Billy would be a prostitute well that fcukwit would starve to death as it any self respecting lady would sleep with him

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If I was a good thief, I could rob the wealthy and give to the beggar. Then if that didn't turn the prostitute on -enough to give it up for free, I would have to con her into believing she was robbing me. :-)

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Thief. But I'd want to be a high-class thief, like the guys in the Ocean's movies (11, 12 and 13).

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A prostitute because I'm lazy and lay down a lot anyway.

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Prostitute. Because one I would never brg for anything two I would never thieve off anyone so I would earn that money.

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I meant beg

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Then I'd be a prostitute so at least I'd work for my money. I don't want to beg if I can work and I'm too honest to steal so I can't to be a thief either.

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manwhore thief. bone the laies and steal whatever isnt bolted down on my way out

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Of the three, only one is a legit business.

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yeah, thief=politician.

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I would Probably find another route than your options -- But at the end of the day -- whatever it takes to survive.

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drug dealer??

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A thief! I'm tired of begging and prostitution.

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well, I am too proud to beg and too honest to steal, so....!

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thief,in the genes

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no sin in begging.. i could beg for a job id be a beggar

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Thieves and beggars are burdens on society, but prostitution is a valued job. I might even experience pride in being a prostitute if I managed myself.

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Beggar

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FRED GARVIN male prostitute!!

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