If girls are made of sugar & spice, how does my beautiful daughter fill her nappies with the most awful stuff?
I mean, I don't even remember her eating most of the stuff that ends up in there!
Sssshhhhh, don't tell anyone from the USA, but I found the Weapons of Mass Destruction- they've been looking in the wrong country.....
6 Answers to "If girls are made of sugar & spice, how does my beautiful daughter fill her nappies with the most awful stuff?"
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Infants are wonderful devices for turning wholesome, delicious food into poop. They can be counted on to do this VERY reliably. My suggestion is to talk glowingly of how fun it is to sh1t on the toilet every time you go when she is around.
"Oh I'm having a giant poo on the toilet, mum, isn't it wonderful!"
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Atleast when they are babies, it doesn't stink so much. When they get older, you'll be glad that you only smell sugar and spice and not all those farts that the male gender seems to emit and not realize that they leave that scent behind
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Hey, something has to fertilize the aforementioned spices!
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notice nobody ever names those spices?
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thats what little girls do
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by Kyroe Dec 30th, 2012 at 6:41PM
Sugar and spice, my jolly green ***.
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Reply by Haphazard Dec 30th, 2012 at 6:42PM
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