All the girls who work at IHOP get a name tag that says "Eileen".
I always thought Hooters chicks would all have to have large chi-chis but I went to one in Vegas and was shocked to see so many little ones. Not that there's anything wrong with little ones! I was just suprised.
That is just an awesome joke. I have a friend who actually works at Hooters - and I can't WAIT to tell her that joke.