Johnny Depp's masseuse. :)
Rescuing animals & finding them forever homes
I'd paint, sing, dance, smoke pot, and give hugs.
giving wedgies to the following people
- People who stop on entrance ramps
- People who ride in the left lane
- People who argue with the cashiers over a few pennies
- People who cut you off in traffic
- every lastt politician
- Bosses who plan 4pm meetings on Fridays
- That annoying blond woman in the target commercials
- Justin Bieber
- Rebecca Black
- Michael Moore (Reinforced crane may be required)
Being a nanny and helping to raise happy, well-adjusted children.