Johnny Depp's masseuse. :)
Rescuing animals & finding them forever homes
I'd paint, sing, dance, smoke pot, and give hugs.
giving wedgies to the following people<br /><ol><br />
<LI>People who stop on entrance ramps<br />
<LI>People who ride in the left lane<br />
<LI>People who argue with the cashiers over a few pennies<br />
<LI>People who cut you off in traffic<br />
<LI>every lastt politician<br />
<LI>Bosses who plan 4pm meetings on Fridays<br />
<LI>That annoying blond woman in the target commercials<br />
<LI>Justin Bieber<br />
<LI>Rebecca Black<br />
<LI>Michael Moore (Reinforced crane may be required)<br />
Being a nanny and helping to raise happy, well-adjusted children.