Complete stupidity at last. Well done. This is the dumbest question I've seen. Find a lemming and tie yourself to it while wearing a blindfold and just go where it does.
Unlikely. With no insulation, you wouldn't be able to build up much of a charge. It would be getting discharged constantly. You might have a slight tingle :)
If you had one of those inside you then you would be dead. No feeling, no sizzle.