Not at all--though I might be a bit sad that you feel the need to come on to an old man like me
Seeing as how you're a dude, you would be ******* blood for a week, lol!
It depends on how big.
I'd have to get over the initial shock before doing anything, and even then, I'd probably just say something like..."Uh...okay." Or, "Well...okay then. Didn't see that coming."
Really depends, my reactions tend to surprise me...I could kiss you back, push you away...doubt there would be violence
it depends if you'd enjoy it
Like the twin towers...
Your lips would be in my hand.
Just bad enough to never make that mistake again.