if i dont shoot myself first
I will change that gun with water gun :-P & shoot water in your eye and say wake up !!!
I wouldn't touch your gun. Don't want my fingerprints on it....could've been used in a crime.
i don"t want you to suffer as much as i do
No. 1. Murder is messy 2. Jail cells are way too small.
I would believe you cause you don't value your own life, so why would I trust you to value mine? Also, I am not fond of murdering people.
Actually, I would do the responsible thing and talk to you and find out why.
Oh, I can always argue any answer. I would tell you not to leave until the miracles in your life happen and when you get older if you live your life right young you wont' mind it so much. You will die anyways, so what's the rush. Enjoy it while you got it lady.
But I would not kill you.
Human life is very valuable and unless you are a serial killer, you don't deserve to die.
How do you know I don't understand? How do you know I have not felt the same way in life? How do you know that I didn't work through it and realized that life was a gift worth living? How do you know that your life can't be amazing if you don't change things? How do you know how you will feel in five years or even next week? Anything can happen. Anything.
When you stop putting expectations on yourself and on life, you may just start to relax and enjoy it. Stop comparing yourself to others and compare yourself to your own best.
No; I also wouldn't give the gun back
Clearly, I don't agree with what you are trying to use the gun for. And, the fact that you asked me would not have any effect on the fact that it was a request that I commit murder.
No, I would tell you to shoot me instead.
No. I'd make you do my laundry though.
No, I'd throw it away and get you some professional help.
You can get him the help but I want the piece.
Nope, then I'd have to dispose of your body and possibly get into trouble for murder. No thanks.
Don't even give me a gun then you know what i'm gonna do.