I'd need a nail.

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Id put it out of sight to prevent my urge to use it on the telephone

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I would hide it, because no one ever puts back my tools they borrow! >:{

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...but give a man a hammer he can hammer his whole family

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I am down right amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer!!

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i would give it to the next person in line and tel them to nail my **** down with the nails on the table next to were i had it layed on

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Is my penis... Wait that doesn't work.

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