ill give you some hints it starts with the letter V it has no batteries it plugs into the wall and I wouldnt touch it if I were you. And its a girls best friend.
Very warm electric blanket?
I don't know. I've been afraid to look.
an antique mirror wrapped in old bed linen to avoid breakage loads of pairs of shoes, dust (lots of) whatever books I was reading this week a magic wand (broken...well when i say broken it doesn't actually do magic sheesh the batteries need to be replaced then when you swish it through the air it makes a wonderful fairy tinkling noise...but that is probably way to much information)
dog hair and a guitar that sounded like a good idea when I was manic
my dogs toy stash. Missing socks, underware, dog food, balls etc... Oh, and you may find her too. But don't worry, her bark is worse then her bite.
Nothing but carpet because there is no fr<x>ame. The box sping is on the carpet. so I cannot put any thing under my bed.
you would find me making love to you from behind while you were laying on my bed hanging over to peek under there !
dust bunnies, my pet rock, lace panties, moldy slice of pizza, weed stash, my remote, and i cant get any of it because the monster under there wont give it back!!
Two posters one for 2pac one 4 Beyonce, under the bed haha, ou a broken heat also i think
dust bunnies, and sometimes the dog
dust and cat fur and a few socks.
hm, well, a lotta crap..can't see the floor, along with a knife.
Probably a wrapper or two, maybe an empty bottle and a lighter too. lol
My roller derby gear and a hell of alot of dust lol
several cases & an archive
Probably my black stilleto's
A box of secrets.
the floor, among other things