You should be so lucky. Unless it's life threatening they don't care.
just tell them you slipped with something sharp. they cant do anything if they cant prove you did it on purpose.
they might if it appears to be a suicide attempt. i dont take the chance and i just give myself stitches when i have needed to. its not that hard.
depends i guess. just go with the 'it was an accident' . worked for me .......
who are they? Your relatives? Police? Adultswim?
I have a similar problem, all my cuts are in the same place so I can't exactly show them to a doctor.
But If you actually can't stop bleeding and you're starting to lose blood seriously, you shouldn't avoid help. I don't think they can section you if it's just an accident.