If I put a gun to my head and demanded you hire me or I will kill myself, would you give me the job?
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Posted by Lithriel Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:23PM
Maybe I would say yes you can have the job, but then I'd have you arrested, charged for reckless endangerment and having a illegal firearm (which it would be in canada without a ton of licenses) and have you put in a psych ward for threatening to kill yourself. so you wouldn't get the job anyway. nobody wants someone unstable working for them, and if you're willing to do that, what else are you willing to do? take a gun to work and shoot people? anyone who does things like this needs serious psychiatric help.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:42PM
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Reply by TheQuietRebel Oct 24th, 2011 at 5:54PM
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Posted by sassyg1rl Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:19PM
As a suicide survivor, this is the dumbest question I've ever read.
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Posted by regusto Oct 24th, 2011 at 2:03AM
Yes but it won't make much difference, the position you've just been hired for is suicidal hitman.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 12:01PM
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Reply by regusto Oct 26th, 2011 at 1:41AM
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Posted by BuckarooBonzai Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:21PM
Yeah like we need someone thats a clown short of a circus
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Posted by nonnonnonochi Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:19PM
I'd say yes and calm you down before calling the cops.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 2:00PM
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Posted by MontiPora Oct 24th, 2011 at 2:49PM
This question is in really poor taste...
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Posted by donh2989 Oct 24th, 2011 at 11:54AM
No, I would probably shoot you as soon as I saw you had a gun in your hand
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 12:02PM
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Posted by aquarius3 Oct 23rd, 2011 at 11:50PM
No I'd try to take the gun away, and call a doctor. There'd be too much worrying about the person that put a gun to his or her head if hired..
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Posted by Nanoose Oct 23rd, 2011 at 11:10PM
Well I guess I would have to but because of the recession your first assignment would be to fire my employee. (you) (but I would give you a good reverence so you wouldn’t have to the gun thing for your next interview) Cheers!
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 12:02PM
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Posted by FlowersNButterflies Oct 23rd, 2011 at 11:04PM
Of course not. That would put you in power over me and everybody else all the time. I would call 911 and have the folk in white jackets bring you a special fitting outfit in which to take you away.
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Posted by Granolapants Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:34PM
The world needs more people like you, there are too many humans and not enough jobs for everyone so you'll all kill yourselves to thin out the population.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 23rd, 2011 at 10:40PM
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Posted by webslasher02 Jan 8th, 2013 at 7:09PM
I would hire you and make your first assignment getting baked then I would call the cops after recording all the funny **** you did while you were baked
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Posted by nafiens Aug 6th, 2012 at 5:34PM
No, you gotta be pretty unblanced to be doing that. Before going to that extreme try filling a resume first. Save the gun for the second interview.
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Posted by maple10 Oct 24th, 2011 at 10:43PM
Hell No why would I want someone that unstable working for me?
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Posted by art16 Oct 24th, 2011 at 8:42PM
no i don't give in to emotional blackmail
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Posted by IngridHill Oct 24th, 2011 at 8:15PM
nahh.. ill just let u blow my brains out :)
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Posted by dugaauru Oct 24th, 2011 at 4:07PM
nah, you seem to much of a drama queen
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Posted by HardCOCKforYOU Oct 24th, 2011 at 10:27AM
i would shoot you to eliminate any chance of you taking me with you.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 2:01PM
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Posted by muslma Oct 24th, 2011 at 9:39AM
No, go ahead if you can.
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Posted by rudedevil01 Oct 24th, 2011 at 8:02AM
Try putting the barrel in your mouth ,yeah thats it now purse your lips right round it , thats good now pull it slowly out of your mouth good good now suck it gently back in look up at me thats so good a little slower oh yeah come on babay .......the job of course you have the job.
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Reply by SoDangCute Oct 24th, 2011 at 12:03PM
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