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kidkeith kidkeith 51-55, M 25 Answers Jan 12, 2011

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I would believe that satan would have more evil things to do than play around on ep

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you know what , i honestly think i might have peeed him off

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You'd think.. huh?>??

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God might...but then again...?

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form what ive seen he doesnt care about anything

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Just look outside. How can you say that?

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If I said I was God would you care?

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well yea, i would have quite a few questions to ask you

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Really?? Become a born again Christian. Then you get to order him around. Pretty cool super power we get. Its a gift we receive when we receive Christ.

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I would care if you could give me a good deal for my 'soul'. I don't believe that I have one, so you can have it.. but the price is worldly pleasures !

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i talk to my lawyers and see what i can work out

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Life is short. Eternity is.. well...eternity.

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Youve inspired me. Maybe instead of saying "Jesus Christ" or "Oh God!" in vain Ill change it to "thank satan"..... but i have to say, wheres your white tuxedo?

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at the cleaners ,got some burn stains on it

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satan got his *** kiked and then he was kiked out of his house why woud you want to be a looser

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i think being a looser was forced upon me

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No, because Satan is everywhere. God has been letting Satan run + influence planet earth since before we were born. Satan is the root of pain, confusion, delusion, excess, apathy and anything else negative.<br />
And Satan isn't just a being, he's also a state of mind.

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man you are tough on him

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Yet, never tough enough. But, God will seek his wrath of vengeance at the end of the ages on him and damn him for eternity. Hope they serve popcorn in heaven for that show. I'll be there.. Or.. won't even care.

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nah , be whoever you like . i like to give people the benefit of the doubt until i get to know them . so if you like you can even be god or the son of god or the son of satan . i don't mind .:-)

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you are a very kind person

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Mind, kitty, mind.

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as long as you mean me no harm you're okay with me, brother.......

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cool i meant no harm

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Satan means much harm.

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No because Satan does not exist

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in this day and age, no.

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ok i was just wondering

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What day did he leave??? There's evil everywhere! And it didn't come from my Boss.

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Satan, directly translated from the Greek (or is it Hebrew, cant remember :S) is actually plural, and means "all who oppose Christ". So Satan is everyone who thinks the Church is ******. Hail Satan! I have no problem with what Christ did, but I don't think he was the son of God and yes, the Church is ******. Especially, the Catholic one.

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I wouldn't.

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i thought that was going to be the majority of the answers, i really am having alott of trouble with my computer though, I must have made someone mad, i'm scared now,

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Don't believe in either god or satan. So, for me, you would need to go for counselling to overcome any delusions you might have.

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okie dokie

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Save your money.

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Yes, Santa.<br />
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He doesn't like people messing with his name.

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i see, every since i asked this question my computor has been messing up lol

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God created Satan.. once named Lucifer until his butt was kicked out of heaven and down to earth with a third of his "crew" after he was defeated by the rest of the angels in the first war he lost. Second war he also lost... when Christ wouldn't be tempted in the wilderness and was crucified for mankind. He's down 2 for 2. So, I don't even care, more less God. (Only one more war to go.. not a 'betting girl', but my "money" is on God.. again. Just common sense. Just sayin'..

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I am not sure which one but either God or satan would....:-D

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show us your horn

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no that would be indesent exposure and i could get arrested for that

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Only by God and his "crew". (hint: this includes me.)

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