I would believe that satan would have more evil things to do than play around on ep
You'd think.. huh?>??
God might...but then again...?
Just look outside. How can you say that?
If I said I was God would you care?
Really?? Become a born again Christian. Then you get to order him around. Pretty cool super power we get. Its a gift we receive when we receive Christ.
I would care if you could give me a good deal for my 'soul'. I don't believe that I have one, so you can have it.. but the price is worldly pleasures !
Life is short. Eternity is.. well...eternity.
Youve inspired me. Maybe instead of saying "Jesus Christ" or "Oh God!" in vain Ill change it to "thank satan"..... but i have to say, wheres your white tuxedo?
satan got his *** kiked and then he was kiked out of his house why woud you want to be a looser
No, because Satan is everywhere. God has been letting Satan run + influence planet earth since before we were born. Satan is the root of pain, confusion, delusion, excess, apathy and anything else negative.
And Satan isn't just a being, he's also a state of mind.
Yet, never tough enough. But, God will seek his wrath of vengeance at the end of the ages on him and damn him for eternity. Hope they serve popcorn in heaven for that show. I'll be there.. Or.. won't even care.
nah , be whoever you like . i like to give people the benefit of the doubt until i get to know them . so if you like you can even be god or the son of god or the son of satan . i don't mind .:-)
Mind, kitty, mind.
as long as you mean me no harm you're okay with me, brother.......
Satan means much harm.
No because Satan does not exist
in this day and age, no.
What day did he leave??? There's evil everywhere! And it didn't come from my Boss.
Satan, directly translated from the Greek (or is it Hebrew, cant remember :S) is actually plural, and means "all who oppose Christ". So Satan is everyone who thinks the Church is ******. Hail Satan! I have no problem with what Christ did, but I don't think he was the son of God and yes, the Church is ******. Especially, the Catholic one.
Don't believe in either god or satan. So, for me, you would need to go for counselling to overcome any delusions you might have.
Save your money.
He doesn't like people messing with his name.
God created Satan.. once named Lucifer until his butt was kicked out of heaven and down to earth with a third of his "crew" after he was defeated by the rest of the angels in the first war he lost. Second war he also lost... when Christ wouldn't be tempted in the wilderness and was crucified for mankind. He's down 2 for 2. So, I don't even care, more less God. (Only one more war to go.. not a 'betting girl', but my "money" is on God.. again. Just common sense. Just sayin'..
I am not sure which one but either God or satan would....:-D
show us your horn
Only by God and his "crew". (hint: this includes me.)