Have you been taking drugs or something ?
Everything I tell you is the truth!
lol...that makes my head hurt :)
If you tell me "Everything I tell you is a lie" I should just ignore you. Because I can be sure of a few things: 1) not EVERYTHING you say can be a lie, that would be paradoxical. 2) There is no way for me to ever know when you are telling the truth or not (because you claim to lie all the time, yet not everything you say is a lie)<br />
So in summation, it doesn't matter what you're telling me because the only smart thing to do would be to ignore it, as it makes no sense.