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Cheltsy Cheltsy 22-25, F 18 Answers Apr 26, 2012

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do the same thing i do whenever someone shows up ...

hide deeper within the house until they go away

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Hahahaha best answer

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'Who the hell r u and how the hell did u get here?' is what wd be running thru my mind standing in utter shock!

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How the hello did I get here? You must be somewhere exclusive

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Course am smewhere exclusive...another continent!?

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Oh, Lord did my man get you pregnant?

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Ew! I don't roll like that get the out of your head lol

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"Here. Sit down. I'm gonna have a beer, what can I get you?"

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Lemonade please

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With ice? How was your trip?

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Yes please :) it actually wasn't that bad

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Well then, let's kick back.
I like the way you think LOL :-)

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wow Santa Claus comes christmas...Ms Claws arrives today--welcome whats my pressie ? lol

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Lol the only gift I have today is my friendship :)

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could one ask for anything more ? lol

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Not get up. I am not ready for visitors at all.

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I'd be pissed if someone randomly showed up at my door and I wasn't in the mood to be visited lol

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Sadly, I'm not home. So you'd be greeted by no one. My dog probably wouldn't bark either, because he's lazy. Now, if you knocked and said, "I'm a ham sammich!" he'd probably open the door for you and show you around.

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Lol dag nabbit! I'll have to come back later

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Later is good! We'll open a bottle and talk about all our memories...hmmm....well, we'll open a bottle anyway!

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Sounds good! Make sure it's sweet wine I can't handle that bitter stuff!

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Hello my Queen,come in and make my home yours while I get cleaned up :)

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Why are you dirty? Just curious

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been messing around in my soon-to-be magical garden :D

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Sounds fun may I join?

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Honey,you can join anytime you please ;)

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"Hello Beautiful.. what can I do for ya?"

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Just in the neighborhood getting to know my neighbors :)

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ahhh dam you are SEXY

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Hahaha thanks

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ok SEXY

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I believe in the constitutional right to bear arms.... although i prefer bladed weapons to guns.. either will do in a pinch

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FYI.. I'm probably more paranoid than necessary... sorry

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Sooo your going to shoot or stab me if I show up at your door?! Wtf!!!! Haha wrong door!

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You like fire arms?

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Why do you ask?

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My butler is a broom.

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Invite you in, and probably explain to that you are lost.

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What makes you think I'm lost?

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People rarely show up at my door unless there selling something, but I don't think your selling anything, so you must be lost. Unless your trying to find a new friend, then come on in and make your self to home. My wife will be home shortly an we will tell her that you came over to show us how to make smoothies with our new machine. If it is alright with you.

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Oh, hi, what to smoke?

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Smoke ew! I have asthma are you trying to kill me?! Ha

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I did not know that, glass of wine then?

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Ooh yes please! Make sure it's sweet :)

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