do the same thing i do whenever someone shows up ...<br />
hide deeper within the house until they go away
'Who the hell r u and how the hell did u get here?' is what wd be running thru my mind standing in utter shock!
Course am smewhere exclusive...another continent!?
Oh, Lord did my man get you pregnant?
"Here. Sit down. I'm gonna have a beer, what can I get you?"
With ice? How was your trip?
Well then, let's kick back.
I like the way you think LOL :-)
wow Santa Claus comes christmas...Ms Claws arrives today--welcome whats my pressie ? lol
could one ask for anything more ? lol
Not get up. I am not ready for visitors at all.
Sadly, I'm not home. So you'd be greeted by no one. My dog probably wouldn't bark either, because he's lazy. Now, if you knocked and said, "I'm a ham sammich!" he'd probably open the door for you and show you around.
Later is good! We'll open a bottle and talk about all our memories...hmmm....well, we'll open a bottle anyway!
Hello my Queen,come in and make my home yours while I get cleaned up :)
been messing around in my soon-to-be magical garden :D
Honey,you can join anytime you please ;)
"Hello Beautiful.. what can I do for ya?"
ahhh dam you are SEXY
I believe in the constitutional right to bear arms.... although i prefer bladed weapons to guns.. either will do in a pinch
FYI.. I'm probably more paranoid than necessary... sorry
You like fire arms?
My butler is a broom.
Invite you in, and probably explain to that you are lost.
People rarely show up at my door unless there selling something, but I don't think your selling anything, so you must be lost. Unless your trying to find a new friend, then come on in and make your self to home. My wife will be home shortly an we will tell her that you came over to show us how to make smoothies with our new machine. If it is alright with you.
Oh, hi, what to smoke?
I did not know that, glass of wine then?