I have a bat....<br />
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Wanna play some ba<x>seball? :D<br />
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but seriously, I have a bat.

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my last encounter with someone with bat didn't turn out too good

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baseball! baseball is good. :D

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coffee?

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i wont ask who you are, where you from.. we'll watch movies together, maybe kill ppl n run away to the moon.. then we watch movies again,. talking.. play games.. play guitars together.. n have some cakes?

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"Can I help you?"<br />
Meanwhile, thinking... "Oh no! another proselytizer!"<br />
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...I mean, if I started giving in to my impulse to beat them to death with the "origin of species" hardcover edition, I'd run out of room in the backyard...

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even though im 14 go get a shot gun and say go away before i start gunnin now if u came inside ide soot u dead but if u were out side ide probably hit you with the but of the gun

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don't stress yourself junior, you are slurring your type. I personally didn't think that was possible

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i would welcome you with a hug and ask you if you would like me to cook you something bomb after this blunt lol

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then i would direct the stoned guy away from the dangerous silverware and stove

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All intruders are shot. Seriously...

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I like that rule, its a good rule......and when i leave......you can put it into affect

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Ready the bat, hide it in a place that could be easily accessed.<br />
The let you in, Be friendly. But if you tried something funny....<br />
i'll just easily grab the bat and Hit you w/ it a couple of times, just a COUPLE <br />
and i'll make sure you could still LIMP ur way out the door =]

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its ok, i got sparkily red slippers. I'll show myself out

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Hehe~ are you sure???
you don't want the option im giving you?
C'mon~ that's like a good deal tho,
limping your way out my house is the way to go lolz XD

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as tempting as that sounds I'm gonna have to pass

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Hi. Cookies?

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yes please

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I'd go to your house first

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Ok. *Gives you cookies* Need anything else?

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sparkily red slippers, cuz i keep popping up in other people's houses

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Alright. *Gives you slippers* Anything else? (Thoughts in head :If you ask for one more thing.....)

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Hmm, a top hat with infinite space inside

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Alright here you go. It's cold outside, why don't you come in and pick out what you like? Do you like that sculpture?

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???hhmmn, no you can keep it. Y do you ask?

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It's hideous. You want something to drink?

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....sure....(thoughts: something doesn't feel right here)

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Alright....Anything else?

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no.....I think I'll head out now

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Nice meeting you! Bye! (Thoughts:Finally! Could he take anymore stuff?) :D

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when it came to the third item, i thought u were a genie

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That's because I am! You couldn't tell by me asking you if you wanted three wishes?

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no

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i thought that lamp was a fashion statement

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It started out that way.......

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ur such a good sport

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Awww thanks. So are you. :)

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hahha..

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No

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