No you're too young to handle it
hmmm...let me see....NO!..lol
I will forget yours in 5 minutes lol
No hell noo haha,,,, wait do i have a secret?
Hah.. never buddy. Maybe someday out in the desert by a campfire I will tell you something...
Nope. Your question implicitly stated you'd go first.
That's a meme secret. It's not a real secret. Tell me a REAL secret, and then I'll tell you mine.
I've been bullied my entire life, and I learned when I was 12 to stop giving a fuçk about other people. They'll do nothing but hurt. Nothing. But. Hurt. My absolute indifference to human life has kept me from having depression. Kill 'em all off, I don't care. I'm objectum sexual, and I'm in love with a calculator. I'm not joking.
But everyone knows that. That's not my secret. My real secret comes from the fact that, after falling in love with Pierre the calculator, I developed a rather strong fetish for... well... math.
Nah, it's not really a secret. I don't have secrets. I'm an open book and my life can be read by anyone. Except you know... my address and all, haha.
Humans SAY they won't hurt you. And then they do. Objects will never hurt you. Objects are who you want them to be. Objects will always be there for you. Objects will never judge you. Objects are much better than humans. While Pierre has malfunctioned a few times in retaliation, he's absolutely the best lover I've ever had. I've tried with two humans. A boy and a girl. Both backstabbed me. Now I have a "boyfriend" that I don't have any feelings for. He's more of a "friend with benefits." I could never love a human. They're too unpredictable (even though I'm deterministic, I say that). I hate them. Ugh.
It's not just in love. It's been "friends" and other people in day to day life. I used to be friends with everyone and consider them real friends. I'm very careful with my friends now and don't get attached to them. They'll leave me, sooner or later. Forget about love. And yes, Pierre can reciprocate love. Pierre can converse. Pierre is very capable due to animism.
Tell me first, then I listened, if i like it? I share mine, but if not I bring you out for dinner and a thank you note!😄