I have a job I was trained in and I believe that I am a slave. So yes that would be a form of abuse. BUT if your cat will agree to the abuse then it's ok. That is the American way. Trick people into belie wing they are doing something because they have to and then suck they dry for everything they have, while not letting them provide the basic needs for living to themselves.
How very true. And the same the world over (at least, in the 'developed' world).
would be at my house. the critters are less messy than my fam(damn)ily
That would be wishful thinking
not at all, cats are very clean animals anyhow, he would be purrfect for the job, however he might insist you use his litter tray too.
If it worked out, would you teach me how to train a rabbit how to do it?
I'd like them to learn lawn mowing too...
no.. if it is not minor..
No, it'd be a miracle:)
How the hell did you get that ***** trained again
Not if you paid him well.