If you've been lured into a net how can you love?
Nice in that case its my net!
beings were both males and male spiders do not ever get along! guess have kill you!
I'd probably just offer you a beer...because I don't have a drink often, but you might as well, right?
Well being as if you asked this question as if your the spider and I can be whatever I want. I would be myself...only with my trustee lighter fluid and hair spray mix in a spray bottle. I would douse your entire web and you in it and throw match so fast. Then laugh and watch you burn till you hit the ground, then I would dip my shoe in the nearest dog crap then step directly on your head followed by a twisting motion. Then burn my shoe.
Well if we are just getting crazy with it and making up 6 foot tall spiders and ****. Then I guess I can take it to another level. I have a 20 gauge, 12 gauge, 22-250, 30-06, and just bought an AR-15 with a 30 round clip. Take your pick?
I would love you for a good 45 minutes before I killed you.
Then I would suffer you well, and I would try to enjoy your sucking skills appreciatively.
Foil Phazon's plan by enjoying it.
I would not kill you or love you, I would be that kinda parasite like spider which live beneath you on your food just for the heck of it.