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PhazonMario PhazonMario 18-21, M 6 Answers Nov 10, 2012 in Crushes & Obsessions

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beings were both males and male spiders do not ever get along! guess have kill you!

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I'd probably just offer you a beer...because I don't have a drink often, but you might as well, right?

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Well being as if you asked this question as if your the spider and I can be whatever I want. I would be myself...only with my trustee lighter fluid and hair spray mix in a spray bottle. I would douse your entire web and you in it and throw match so fast. Then laugh and watch you burn till you hit the ground, then I would dip my shoe in the nearest dog crap then step directly on your head followed by a twisting motion. Then burn my shoe.

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and if i was about as tall as you and you little lighter fluid and spray mix did only enough to burn my skin slightly i would proceed to bite you with venom and watch you twitch maddly for about 20 seconds before it finishes you off and you slowly disintegrate

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Well if we are just getting crazy with it and making up 6 foot tall spiders and ****. Then I guess I can take it to another level. I have a 20 gauge, 12 gauge, 22-250, 30-06, and just bought an AR-15 with a 30 round clip. Take your pick?

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and if my silk web is strong enough to catch all your ammunition no matter the size of the bullet what do you do then?

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I would love you for a good 45 minutes before I killed you.

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and if i won the fight and tied you up only to drain your blood bit by bit and make you suffer ?

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Then I would suffer you well, and I would try to enjoy your sucking skills appreciatively.

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Foil Phazon's plan by enjoying it.

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not really foiling it but you can try

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I would not kill you or love you, I would be that kinda parasite like spider which live beneath you on your food just for the heck of it.

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well you would get plenty because i do not eat alot any way

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