1)help your self to the kitchen<br />
2)don't help your self to my gf<br />
I saw that Bleed.
No ground rules but you have to sign my waiver. I cannot be held accountable for any accident,injury or loss suffered and you accept full liability.<br />
*takes fire's kitchen and licks his g/f*<br />
>>>>yeah but you loved it *licks her again*
The cook don clean the kitchen.. period.. cheers from Singapore.
First one up, lets the dogs out and feeds the parrots<br />
Clothing is optional unless you are planning on going out<br />
Shoes off at the door.<br />
Take your turn at cooking, (The cook doesn't do dishes).<br />
Other than that, common courtesy applies
Don't think its your house
Don't steal from me and don't be be creepy, especially in the bathroom.
You must be a single man with no ex and no mother and no children , who loves his career and is irreverent, fun, intelligent , honest, dependable, generous, tolerant, energetic ,and crazy about me and willing to do anything to be with me and dying to be loving me every second and kissing me passionately at least every ten minutes. (and other stuff I will not write here but that is wanted and initiated frequently, too)
Absolutely no smoking. Clothes are optional; if you're naked, use a towel when you're sitting on a chair or couch.
Dong break anything be polite and eat what you want and have fun and dont be stupid
no clohes in the sauna, pool or hot tub.
you can clean the litter box! :) LOL
1. No fires higher than the fence<br />
2. No encouraging people who come to the door to witness<br />
3. No peeing in the sink
clean up after yourself. help with the dishes? i'l give you a massage.
No stealing.<br />
No annoying the pets.<br />
No annoying me.<br />
No major mess that cannot be cleaned within five minutes.<br />
Other then that nothing else. :)
Take off you shoes at the door. I only get you a drink or something to eat once and after than you can get them yourself. Make yourself at home... but you can't stay for more than 12 hour spans
Be nice to my dog. No drugs or smoking in the house, and clean up after yourself.
don't u dare move a bit from the sofa u r in.
stay clean especially in my bathroom, keep it clean, u can smoke, can eat anything, do anything just keep it clean thats all I like my house clean
No smoking and just sit in the living room. If you smoke will put a bullet in uyou and claim that you were trying to hurt me or my family.
Stay/get out of my house.