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If it rains in England and you are holding a bag of warm chips, do you need an umbrella or a dbl decker bus?

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one very large umbrella, big enough for 2

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Other 5 Answers to If it rains in England and you are holding a bag of warm chips, do you need an umbrella or a dbl decker bus?


Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:27AM
You need neither -- you but the chips below the fish in the bag and let the fish suck up the rain water, thus keeping the chips dry.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:47AM
an umbrella
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:51AM
Silly boy.. The bus of course. You need both hands free so you can lick your fingers..
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:57AM
Well, being the typical American that I am, I'd ***** about the bad weather and go to the nearest coffee shop or bar until I find a ride. What chips?
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 7:44AM
None just stand under a shop door way or a very large tree.
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