If Jesus Christ found himself in the job market today, would anyone hire him?
18 Answers to "If Jesus Christ found himself in the job market today, would anyone hire him?"
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Jesus on the job application can you tell me what you have been doing for the past 2012years
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Excellent, made laugh.Like (1)
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Who wouldn't hire someone who can perform miracles?
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Dunno...Many companies expect miracles these days.Like (1)
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Plus they all expect you to be able to walk on water. So, I suspect if Jesus were to perform a miracle while walking on water in front of some of these HR types, He likely would at least get an interview.Like (1)
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Not without a trendy haircut.,
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um, I'm pretty sure ConservativeAlternativetoDave would!
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And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people need not apply."
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He'd be the best motivational coach I could ever imagine... and let me say this you would not be "hiring" him He'd be hiring you....fishermen, lay down your nets and follow ME
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he would play guitar in the street and smoke marijuana
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Jesus wouldn't be applying for a job. Remember, he said, take heed that you not worry about what tomorrow will bring. He also said to worry not about what you will wear or eat or where you will sleep. He taught that money is unnecessary and that he (and you ) can manifest your needs using the simple process that he taught, but which Christianity has disguised and hidden from its members. Xtianity cannot survive without money. Jesus taught how to live without it.
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Well he is a pretty good carpentor,
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On the face of it would be most suited as a jockey ... ever seen the tiny doorways back in that era!
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might have to hang around for a bit
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he needs a shave and a haircut lol
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Maybe you do too. lol
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He could go into wine making.
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Are there any vacant positions on the U.N. council?
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Wasn't he a carpenter? I'm sure he could find something somewhere.
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That old cop out never gets old. lol
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all that healing and do good-er stuff would have him branded as a lefty-lib drifter by Fox News anyway .. Dave's mob would have their good ol boys in pick-ups stalking him ...
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NedKelly1 you're hillarious
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I haven't seen many Messiah positions advertised. He was a carpenter, but I think he would have issues with the unions.
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Posted by neodeno Jul 6th, 2012 at 5:44AM
good god no, he'd be unemployed and out on the street protesting with the mob, as he was in his (original) life
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Reply by dmichaelangelo Jul 6th, 2012 at 5:47AM
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