If jesus died then came back after 3 days doesnt that make him a zombie?
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Posted by FlowingDragon May 24th, 2012 at 11:00PM
No. It makes him my Lord and Master.
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Posted by mirth May 24th, 2012 at 11:16PM
I think it's funny to tell people he and Mary went to France and and had children.People get soooo mad.
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Reply by CelestralCreature Oct 3rd, 2012 at 3:54PM
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Posted by TheSicChick May 24th, 2012 at 11:13PM
Wasnt Jesus both human and godlike? So doesn't that make him the god of zombies? It makes sense since people who believe in him will rise from the grave like he did... Zombie apocalypse ftw! Can't wait! :D
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Posted by Dragonhermit May 24th, 2012 at 11:01PM
Artist by the name of Zombie Girl made a song called "Jesus was a zombie". Irrelevant to the question, I know, but I'm feeling kind of irrelevant tonight (yeah, I don't know what that means either).
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Posted by CelestralCreature Oct 3rd, 2012 at 3:53PM
that makes him like chris angel!!!
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Posted by Adosia May 24th, 2012 at 11:49PM
I guess he could've been in a coma after all the whippings and then he woke up on the third day.
I like zombie better though.
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Posted by DynamicMaster May 24th, 2012 at 11:32PM
Sorry to be the party pooper but zombies don't come back to life, they are simply reanimated. Gah, I like zombies!
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Posted by Aurinne May 24th, 2012 at 11:04PM
He's the son of an extraterrestrial... does it still count?
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Posted by LizardKing May 24th, 2012 at 11:00PM
Yep!
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