No, I'm not ugly enough. May not fit in.
Nope. Having sex with strangers isn't exactly my thing.
Yes. It is in my bucket list of things to do.
My first impulse is to say no, but maybe you could persuade me.
Depends. Do They have tire swings or rope swings? Or just regular kiddie swings? ;-)
Do I have to bring my own swing, or does the club provide one as part price of the cover charge?
Been there...but not "done" that. So sure. I would go. Not like I haven't seen it before...but there usually isn't much there to see... jfs.
whos buying the beer?
No, I'm not comfortable around people under normal circumstances. That'd be funny;p