You mean in addition to preparing his favorite food with my own loving hands, bringing him a beer and the remote, and rubbing his shoulders while he enjoys the footie?
But he's worth it, and more. ♥
Squatting down, flapping my arms while walking in circles and making really strange sounds in my throat. I always loved that look. Then nip her in the behind. SNIP!
You mean "goosing"?
You can't beat the old chest beating ritual.
The traditional naked chipmunk moonlight fertility bonfire dance and barbecue
but i would have a frozen cycle
You mean you dont.....
The New Zealand All Blacks (Maori) Haka.
Watch her make herself "fancy" and strut around; then pull her off somewhere and give her my all!