Can you save me please- this woman is making me her child substitute...just ask my pediatrician
I'm here if you ever feel lonely and need a hug
I'm house broken... Oh wait that's me :D
Get off that damn computer and take me for a walk
Stop hogging all the god damn bacon and share
I want to join EP ^0^
"Get this stupid green thing out of my face before I rip it to pieces....arf..arf."
I want the postman round more than once a day to chase.
"UH HUH" - just like Elvis...
She would tell you that she would like to meet me