Nah, the one that is not there is a Scary Monster, Super Creep.
Thankfully I'm so simple minded and blissfully ignorant that little things like eating something delicious can be enough to make life pretty worth it for me.
Yay absent mindedness!
One is always there, you yourself are evidence of it
no-one is where?
hmm is hard to tell!!! but yeah is a senseless terror (in case there's no ones there)