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If Noah was real why would he allow bedbugs to exist?

I mean they are worst that mosquitoes, they should die. No offense to PETA Members.
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They crawled into his bed without him knowing. Probably like fleas hoping a ride on the dogs.
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:28PM
peta ???? People Eating Tasty Animals ???
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:28PM
where did he find the slugs in the desert? and the polar bears?
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:33PM
It was so people could say - "Goodnight sleep tight, dont let the bedbugs bite" - I thought everyone knew that!
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:35PM
Noah wasn't real, so they just slipped through the cracks, I guess.
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:39PM
Noah was real, but surrounded by all those animals,
he couldn't keep his bed clean.
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:43PM
That is not the only problem with this story.

There are over 2,000,000 land animal species on Earth. How the hell did they all fit in the boat?
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:46PM
i 'm sure they were with the other animals.
they only took two animals of each species btw.
Noah was real!!
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Posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 6:19PM
He was too busy having sex with his family.
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