Hey suckers I fooled you all!!!!
I got 99 problems and Mitt aint one!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY VOTED FOR ME?
"This term we're getting the country back on its feet, with or without those morons. They can be part of the process, or they can get in the way again, and get run over. I got this."
Why the hell did they vote for me?
"it's all someone else's fault."
he says that now...:)
Some people need to shut the hell up because a lot of black people have a brain too.
Die Republicans Die!
"i would really like to smoke a fatty"
This country is more f'ed than I thought. S**t, let's smake a fatty
Stupid rich people working so hard watch me give away all their money to my sisters!
I am hired to destroy the economy and getting great money and benefits for it too!
If I were President Obama, I would be sitting back in the Oval Office, pointing my finger at all the haters out there (especially the ones here on this answer thread), and laughing my *** off at them! lol<br />
I would repeatedly say over & over again..."In your face!!! hahaha!! In your face!!!"<br />
hopefully he's thinking "give zero_crash a million dollars". =]
Bush did it !
Why in the world did I want this job?!?
I wonder if Tiger can fix my golf game?
"Sateeee.... baksooooooo...... nasi goreeeengg....." all are his childhood foods when he was in Indonesia!! Lol!
I wish Ted Kennedy were still here, just so I could tell him how much I hate this stupid dog! Anybody got a ******* cigarette? Anyone? Could someone *PLEASE* phone the ********** and ask the Secret Service to pick up a carton of Camels for me? And some matches, too, if that wouldn't be asking too much?
He would ask his iPhone for a solution to the national debt, she replied with playing "Speed Of Sound" by Coldplay...then swear she was signaling S.O.S.
I can't wait until I'm re-elected so that I don't have to cater to the gun-toting God-believing morons any longer.<br />
And I don't mean this in a way critical to Obama, I agree with it!