Hey suckers I fooled you all!!!!
I got 99 problems and Mitt aint one!
Does my butt look big in these pants?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY VOTED FOR ME?
"This term we're getting the country back on its feet, with or without those morons. They can be part of the process, or they can get in the way again, and get run over. I got this."
Why the hell did they vote for me?
"it's all someone else's fault."
he says that now...:)
Fck all you Hoonky Mfers!
This is the best! i can't believe all these haters :)
Some people need to shut the hell up because a lot of black people have a brain too.
obama would say... stupid americans..I will enslave you once re-elected...jihad....eiuhgihgiuehgiurjswnelrkgnior muhammad is my birth name
Die Republicans Die!
**** all y'all! This **** is impossible!
"i would really like to smoke a fatty"
This country is more f'ed than I thought. S**t, let's smake a fatty
Stupid rich people working so hard watch me give away all their money to my sisters!
I am hired to destroy the economy and getting great money and benefits for it too!
If I were President Obama, I would be sitting back in the Oval Office, pointing my finger at all the haters out there (especially the ones here on this answer thread), and laughing my *** off at them! lol
I would repeatedly say over & over again..."In your face!!! hahaha!! In your face!!!"
hopefully he's thinking "give zero_crash a million dollars". =]
Bush did it !
Why in the world did I want this job?!?
I wonder if Tiger can fix my golf game?