Jewish vampires have to bite you kosher, and diabetic vampires test your blood sugar first.
No, I'd just draw Mohamed… that should see them off...
HUMANS CAN'T BE HALAL?
They did! September eleventh 2001
Finally a brilliant idea on EP!
nope. show em pictures of Mohammed. they are done.
to drink blood is Haram.
Think their here already. Maybe to the Koran. Just saying that, say in Afghanistan, it would be grounds for death.
One word: bacon