Up until the rise of the Roman Empire sarcasm was used purely as a military device. Battalions of Sarcoids would wander nonchalantly across the battlefield towards the enemy, swords hidden beneath their thingies, loudly but casually saying things like, "Ain't no way I'm going to fight today, I'm far too hungover- besides, who the **** would want to fight a bunch of women and children, then rape the survivors and loot their absent husbands' treasures! Not I, that's for sure!" then when they had lulled the enemy into letting their guard down, they'd suddenly rush forward and stab them all in the throat, while triumphantly bellowing, "Ha! Gotcha!" <br />
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Later on, the Vikings tried the same thing, but the naturally sarcastic British saw through the ruse immediately, and ran away.

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a sarcastic historian..nice

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i'd get a jersey.... surely?

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Youd do far better than that..pretty sure ya done got the tshirt

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:) cheers. *thanks god and country*

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, so probably a Gold :o)

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i'm offended :)

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It's a team event, One. You get a gold, too :o)

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Never mind gold I would be platinum XD curious as to what the competition would involve though...lol

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No, I'm far too bust up in space, doing important work for NASA

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I'd be the embarrassing one who was always picked last

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Hehhehheh..nice

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What are you kiddin?! Wha'd you land here from Jupiter or sumpin?

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God i wish..and with a return flight tomorrow

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You need more edge-if I may- Yeah-as a matter of fact I am- wats it to you?

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Oh Babz if edge is what you want..i hold it like a sugeons steely knife

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with the sun's glint subtly blinding

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Probably would not make the team, but would love to get tickets to watch.

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Theres alot of training going on in this site

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Exactly, hence my desire to definitely watch it .

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"I coulda been a contender..."

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Its never too late...gets better with age

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