I usually respond with some nice phrase but spoken in a sarcastic way. They get the point.
Attitude is met with comedy and poor service is met with a ****** tip if one at all.
Im in Canada, we pump our own gas here mostly.
Which is strange what with the friggin weather
Well...we got that cleared up! lessee... what else?....I really like cracking jokes about crap service, or piling dishes or empty glasses to ridiculous heights if they dont clear the away
I just don't leave a tip, it might seem mean, but if you are snobby to the person you are supposed to serve then you aren't doing your job, and do not get a tip.
I would go there again
They get no tip, and you write on the reciept, "try harder next time and you'll get the silver star"
Ask the manager for a new server.