Wrong number, I'm not a Republican. :P
"Hi! I want an 8 corner pizza with pepperoni and bacon and two orders of wings. Oh, I have a coupon....Hello?"
Im not surprised, you've got a terrible reputation.
I was thinking Hi Ned
One moment please, then divert him to an internet call centre in some far off land & let him know what true hell is like. music in the background and everything .
Ned darling...It's for you..
Is ARTOFNOISE your best kid?
Now you want to call back? Good bye.
Go back to Hell.... Stop going to Earth.....
Wrong number. Ned lives down under
lets go beat up that Jesus fellow
let's go down to Georgia and steal a soul
"Hang on a moment.........this call's for you,Ned".
i have tried all my life to be a good girl, so what the hell, come see me, may as well put on some horns!
"I thought we agreed to be pen pals--do you have ANY idea how much the long distance charge on this call will be?"
I would say, " Leave me alone!! Haven't you tried enough to destroy us enough?"
I hope you don't mind my wife rearanging a few furnishing , He's sure to hang up .