Jesus does, now quit being a blasphemer, and accept him.
How dare you! You're the one talking about the Australians! Every true believer knows that the Antichrist is Australian! That's why they don't fall off! And because Jebus wills it, of course. Nothing ever happens that isn't by his direct intervention.
It's fairydust!!!! :D
their natural stickiness, duh
Lol really? Gravity