Tell them all to go to Hell in the first five seconds and an Act of Contrition in the last five seconds.
Note: that's a Catholic joke.
La Macarena, in a very socially awkward manner.
Stare at them and make them think long and hard
I would make sure im wearing my favorite hello kitty top and panty for the world to see !!!
Ok, ten seconds... I can work with that.
So it depends on where I am. If I'm alloted what I want, and so on.
If I'm in the kitchen, right before we start, I would make some of that fake blood stuff, and get a board rigged up so it looks like I've been stabbed in the back. Then when it starts, I'd act like nothing was wrong. Probably start making some form of sandwich right when it stops filming.
If not, I'd dress up like a suit, and sit in a very nice office with a very long table. I'd hang an Umbrella Corp. sign right behind me, and when it zooms in, I'd just give a little smirk, and then *static.*
How about this, get a bunch of friends, have them dress like zombies, and when it starts rolling have them break down my door and look like their ripping me apart.
Bam. Instant media explosion.
Juggle. I can do this for 11 seconds before I start dropping things.
I would spread my arms out and smile and jump! Like I was excited to be alive and love everybody :)
I smile with love at the world
I would probably get shy and just wave xD
Wink with an evill grin and hold my finger over a red button.. muahahahahaaaaa
I woud just stand up :p
Give a quick lecture on respecting animals.