If the God of the Bible was my lover, I'd break up with Him so fast His head would spin.
-He rigidly controls what you're allowed to wear
-************ is punishable with torture
-He will kill you to test your family
-He forbids divorce
-He doesn't believe it's a woman's choice to work
-He believes your newborn child is inherently evil until it's submitted to His ritual
-If you make him angry, He will torture you
-If you show too much skin, as a female, he will have you raped by dozens of men
-His love is purely conditional, if you fail to obey him and don't apologize, you will be tortured
Those are all examples from the Bible itself. Thoughts?