Minute 1: Curse my provider, wait for it to reset
Minute 2: Become concerned, ask others if their internet is working
Minute 3: Quickly thinks back to last time bill was paid, thinks it's cool
Minute 4: Restarts computer as first minor chills and shaking from EP withdrawl sets in
Minute 5: Internet fails to start and you also did not save the novel you were working on when rebooting so you are now on a real losing streak
Minute 6: Feels the walls closing in and rips off clothes in a cold, sick sweat
Minute 7: Ponders calling his ISP but realizes he never wrote the # down and looking it up online is not an option, cruel irony
Minute 8: Now wonders if the poor souls reading this reply wish his internet would go out for real.
Wait impatiently for it to come back,that and reset the modem bang it a few times and curse to the high heavens..then walla it's back and working :)
Ir hasn't for years
Try to fix it cause no internet means no fun.Even if i know that its not fixable! ILL STILL TRY AND KEEP TRYIN!
well if your making cookies im coming to your house, i will bring the milk.
Eat your cookines.
Usually watch TV. I don't have the data on my phone (*sad face*) so I use my DVR full of The Daily Show? Colbert, etc.
.........and add 400 grammes of cement to the mixture and some sharp sand until you get the consistency of thick yoghurt ..... then apply with a trowl ...... ????????? lol
Sit an a corner, wailing and gnashing my teeth while rocking back and forth.
Pay the bill or just steal it from the neighbors unsecured router
Follow the smell of baking - but never arrive at the source
I live in a major metropolitan area- it doesn't.