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If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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In one word, GILLIGAN!!!!!!!!! he was the reason they could never leave the island.
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 4:32PM
He could have fixed the hole in the boat if he wanted to. He chose not to cuz he was on an island paradise with two hottties ginger n mary ann and his only competion was gilligan.
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 7:02PM
The Professor was a bit busy oggling Ginger's coconuts. They blinded him with science.
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 4:22PM
Let's put it this way...The professor was like the guys that work for the "Geek Squad" Incredibly intelligent but worthless when it comes to hard manual labor!
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 1:39PM
he has never made a coconut radio either


that is an urban legend
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 11:28PM
Because he's not a professor, but an actor. And Giligan's Island is a TV show, not a historical documentary.
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 4:32PM
I think we should take the show as an historical documentary like the aliens did in the Tim Allen Movie 'Galaxy Quest'
Gwen DeMarco: They're not all "historical documents." I mean, surely you don't think "Gilligan's Island" is a--?
[The Thermians' faces fall]
Mathesar: Those poor people.
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Posted May 18th, 2009 at 12:58PM
The wrecked boat was scrapped for fire wood and building materials.
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Posted May 19th, 2009 at 8:32PM
He was getting kickbacks under the table from Sherwood Schwartz not to fix the boat...
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