Popcorn is the deliciously sinful product of once-holy corn fallen into the inferno. Cooked in fire and brimstone in Hell's kitchen by Satan, himself. It is a tasty abomination. God will not save your teeth, for you have trespassed through the salt and butter of evil!
Trials and tribulations, Mr. Experiences.
Sorry, I could barely get that typed without laughing. The popcorn hulls thing is pretty much clinching proof of the non-existence of gods.
Lol - great question!
God does have a sense of humor...