Sir Les Patterson
Kirsten Dunst? Or maybe Sean Connery.
Get some fresh new talent and give them a shot at makin a name for themselves. Besides no well known actors really look like me imho.
Taylor Lautner hehe
myself I guess
Russell Crowe, he'd totally screw it up though.
Jason from friday the 13th,HO HO HO!!:)
either Sharon Osborne or Ruth Buzzy (RIP) somewhere in there