My nipples would be very pert,,all of the time.
Then all of the romance of boobs would evaporate.
People in New England would be chilly. :P
Then I'd have to get rid of all my hats
We'd discover nudity wasn't the great evil it was reported to be.
And I thought society couldn't get any more screwed up
Doubt that will ever happen in the UK. Too damn cold.
u'd get turned off more often then on
Every one would want my manboobs too much. I couldn't put all of them through that. The constant wanting, and seeing, and still never having. It would be cruel.
I still wouldn't go topless.
I live too far north for that to be a good thing.
Women would then make bottomless the next bastion of hip
Topson would be forbidden.
The textile companies will be out of business. The tattoo industry and a few other industries, will boom. And we'll be all too confused who's(and occasionally what's) more beautiful or handsome. :D
We're all going to see things we wish we hadn't seen.
Women wouldn't go out much.
If you made it happen we would elect you our Queen.
I would have to opt to be abnormal. But then my oldest brother has always called me the left handed odd ball so I would have no problem with being the odd ball and be the only one wearing a top.
All the $luts woud be happy