Have my wife spank you while I called your parents.
put a pull-up on you so you wont wet my bed.
Kick you out. I'm not into young girls.
Well, I ain't never seen ya before, so I reckon I'd have to ask to see yer ID -- to see if you were of age. If not, I'd have to ask ya ta dress so's I could take ya home to ya Mama.
let you borrow my cell to call your folks
"I'm Rob Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there."
Haha My Aunt woke up one morning to find some guy asleep on the couch. My Uncle woke the guy up and it turned out he lived a couple of apt units over. (they lived in apts.) and he was drunk and afraid to wake his wife cuz he couldn't find his key so he slipped in thru the back arcadia door cuz it was unlocked and went to sleep on the couch. Great plan except he entered the wrong apt.
if you were on my bed i would do a sexy naked robot pose and tell you to draw me
and and then we can pretend you are a starved artist in france and the sweet little girl you conned into taking off her clothes for 10cents im joking
im doing to see you and take your shirt off and kiss you everywhere
Well where i come from when someone breaks into your house. You kick there teeth in.
thats my park bench get off and find some where else to crash.
Make my dog eat you
for sure I way quick join you,,,,, mmmmmmm,,,,,
Can't we atleast talk first?
call the police.. i am not comfortable with strangers appearing in my house..
I'd say, 'hello, what are you doing here?'
easy prey hahahaha *evil laugh*
push "eject" button