Simple, they eat vegetarian pigs.
Why do you think so many of them have rickets?
Easy, they get tofu bacon.
Yeah, I agree, yuck.
They become Jewish?
We generoulsy give them to you.
Just tell them it's made from soy and stuff.
That's funny...I don't remember any nutritionist saying that people should eat five bits of murdered animals a day...
They don't.<br />
So sad.<br />
If only they just has the strength to chew.